Introducing the 2026 Collection
A revolutionary hitch accessory engineered at the intersection of materials science and complete lack of necessity. Available in two meticulously unnecessary sizes.
From $39 · Free shipping on orders over $50
Each model is 3D-printed to deliver maximum visual impact with zero functional benefit. Exactly as intended.
The CyberBolt Series
| Design Language | Angular faceted hex geometry |
| Material | Polycarbonate, industrial finish |
| Manufacturing | 3D printed, Bambu H2D |
| Mounting System | Modular base, 2″ receiver |
| Expansion | LED Ring add-on (coming soon) |
| Thermal Management | Ambient. No active cooling required. |
| Practical Utility | None |
The Prius Peanuts. For drivers secure enough to admit it.
| Design Language | Comically undersized hex |
| Material | 3D printed ABS, satin finish |
| Weight Impact | Negligible. MPG: Unaffected.™ |
| Mounting System | Universal hitch adapter included |
| Ego Impact | Unaffected (clinically verified) |
| Practical Utility | Also none |
Big Nutz + Little Nutz. One for the truck. One for the daily driver. Cover all your bases in a single, deeply unnecessary purchase. Each ships with its own QR code referral link, meaning both your vehicles are now revenue streams. This is financial planning.
We obsessed over every detail so you don't have to think about it. Which is good, because thinking about it makes it worse.
Captured via Tesla Sentry Mode across Bay Area parking lots. No actors were hired. No permission was obtained. They just… reacted.
"I put these on my Cybertruck and sent a photo to my team's Slack with zero context. The thread has 47 replies. I have contributed nothing further."
"The Prius Peanuts are the funniest thing I've purchased since my Prius. And I purchased my Prius ironically."
"My wife asked me to explain my purchase. I showed her the product page. She said 'this looks like an Apple product.' I said 'thank you.' She said that wasn't a compliment."
Every pair starts as an idea that should have stayed a joke and ends as a product you can actually buy. Here's the process we probably shouldn't be this transparent about.
Left: Early prototypes. Right: Iterations 1 through "we've gone too far to stop now." Manufactured on a Bambu Lab H2D — because if you're going to build something this unnecessary, you should build it with precision.
Every pair ships with a unique QR code linked to your referral URL. When someone scans it — and the Sentry footage confirms they will — you earn commission. Passive income has never been this undignified.
Order any product. A unique QR code and referral link (getbignutz.com/ref/you) ship in the box.
Attach your nutz to your hitch. The QR code is visible to anyone curious enough to approach — which is everyone.
Leave your vehicle in a parking lot. Go about your day. Your hitch is now a point-of-sale terminal.
15% commission on every referred sale. No content required. No followers needed. Just a parked car.
Drop your email and we'll send your ambassador link the moment we launch. No spam. Just nutz.
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